I signed a year-long lease )8
the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
you’d think i’d be used to this kind of shit by now but neopets never ceases to amaze me
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!
There are minors present
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(Source: baptistes)
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
baby u can jiggle my caliente any day
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
im 100% sure that it says in the bible that pineapple on pizza is a sin
